No that isn’t a question. Will and the kiddies are in Hawaii.
Note to self:
Self, nipples can be ripped away at any given time now a days. Protect your nipples at all times. Especially around drunk mother in-laws.
Anyone with nipples will have a difficult time reading this story.
A woman who was arrested for twisting off her daughter-in-law’s nipple during a drunken brawl will avoid going to jail.
Amilia Oveide, 46, from New Mexico, was arrested for aggravated battery causing great bodily harm and ordered to pay Marie Cadney’s – her son’s wife – $10,000 medical bills.
She only avoided jail because Mrs Cadney did not want to press charges.
According to police, Jim and Marie Cadney, 30, and Oveide had been drinking for most of the night on December 12 when an argument between Oveide and her son became ‘very intense’.
Mrs Cadney told police that she tried to intervene between the two but then began arguing with her mother-in-law.
It was then that Oveide ‘grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple’.
Oveide only let go of the nipple when Mrs Cadney began punching her in the face.
She told police that it was only after removing her mother-in-law from the apartment that she noticed there was blood on her shirt.
According to the report, when she took her shirt off, her nipple fell on the floor at which point she picked it up and put it into a bag.
Mrs Cadney thought about what to do for two hours and then decided it would be best to go to the hospital, where a doctor performed a reattachment procedure.
It is not believed to have been successful.
Oveide entered into a plea agreement and was sentenced to three years probation.
This was so silly. All over $14 worth of razors.
The son of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes was arrested in Georgia last night … after cops say he tried to give himself the ol’ 5-finger discount during a shopping trip.
According to officials in Gwinnett County, Bryson Bryant was charged with shoplifting and a probation violation around 9 PM local time last night.
It’s not his first brush with the law … Bryson — who has appeared on the reality show with his mother in the past — was arrested last year for marijuana possession.
So far, no comment from NeNe.
UPDATE: Law enforcement sources tell us Bryant is accused of jacking two Mach 3 razors from a Walmart .. and was busted by the Walmart security team.
We’re told the 2 razors are priced at $14 a piece.