RHOA: Reading & Recap – NeNe’s Pillow Talkin’ Orgy Get’s Turned Up

NeNe’s Pillow Talkin’ Orgy Get’s Turned Up

Phaedra
The episode starts off with Phaedra and Dwight planning Dylan’s hoity toity/ boughetto blessing ceremony. You already know how Phaedra does it….completely extra. The theme is inauguration. Phaedra even tells Dwight she wanted a secret service looking guy on the damn roof. No word on if she pulled that silliness off. She walks around the venue making all kinds of weird noises that even included purring. WTF?
Kandi gushes that Phaedra’s parties always are always the business, but I recall her saying her baby shower was ghetto and bougie. Now it’s “fabulous.” Anyway the first family arrives and Ayden is the cutest. His outfit was just too adorable. There are times that you see Ayden holding hands with a Caucasian lady. That is Apollo’s mother. Speaking of Apollo, why does he always seem like he needs an enema? Dude is always fussing like an old ass man.
Cynthia

Cynthia tells Peter that they are going to NeNe’s party orgy. Cynthia also informs Peter of what Kandi had to say about him. Reminder: Kandi said she has heard things about Peter that she would not mention. Yeah, complete shade and this is so not like Kandi. Peter feels that he needs to have a conversation with her about it.

Kenya
Kenya and her aunt Lori visit the fertility doctor of OBGYN to explore her options with conceiving a child. They both have concerns about bringing an addition to the already dysfunctional family. Once there, she gets the news that her chances to conceive have diminished with her age. After the office visit, Kenya feels like she wants to visit a sperm bank. She and Lawrence arrive at the bank and Lawrence takes the liberty of asking for lubricants. Yeah he went there.
While there, they meet donor 6744, who appears to flirt with them both. Kenya pulls out her unbelievable list of her criteria for the father of her child. They get to look at the sperm under the microscope……This whole thing just sounds gross to me.
Kandi
Kandi and Todd are still planning the play and she excited that she has booked Cleveland’s own, Eddie Levert for the gig. She also has booked Porsha as well. Don Juan doesn’t seem to keen on the idea of having Porsha sing, as he ‘s not convinced that she will be able to pull it off..
Kandi tells Todd they were invited to NeNe’s pillow talk. Todd says he doesn’t want to go, but Kandi tells him he’s going anyway.

NeNe/ The Orgy
NeNe is at an Atlanta area hotel making last minute preparations for her pillow talk soiree. Cynthia arrives. and as they are discussing the party, the guests start to arrive. NeNe leaves the room and comes back with her night gear on or what’s left of it. I don’t know what’s gotten into NeNe. She’s walking around the room posing and strutting  like she is the best thing since salt and vinegar potato chips. She then starts talking about Kenya’s lateness while walking back and forth and still posing while throwing her toupee around. It was just too nauseating to watch, but I held out. She is just too much for me these days

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Kenya arrives and she exclaims that her guest’s plane was delayed, but that didn’t stop NeNe from going in. It seems like she has something deep seeded against Kenya.  I just thought it was a bit over the top. Some hinted that she is jealous of Kenya, to which she responds via twitter with:

Meanwhile, the group begins to play a reveal your truth type of game. Peter asks his question: Would you have a problem with your mate being bisexual? To which, Porsha takes it as a jab at her and NeNe quickly checks her. Porsha being Porsha responds to the question with, I wouldn’t be comfortable with my man being bisexual or heterosexual….he needs to be Posha-sexual. Does she know that heterosexual is straight? Her sister tries to tell her she had just said something else dumb as hell, but fails. It doesn’t make sense for a person to be so damn dumb.

Meanwhile, everyone is laughing and trying to take her answer in and there is a knock at the door, and it’s Kenya and Brandon. NeNe opens the door and then tries to close it in their faces. As Kenya tries to explain about the flight delay NeNe goes in, even a calling her a bitch. Kenya tells her she looks fabulous. NeNe doesn’t say thank you, she tells Kenya that she doesn’t look nice at all. Kenya laughs it off. Out of breath from cat walking around the room, NeNe continues to fuss and calls Kenya “big titties.” I’m sorry NeNe fans, but NeNe acted a damn fool and her head is getting enormous. I wonder if  she forgotten that both her shows were cancelled. Just walking around showing out. I really believe she liked looking at herself more than anyone else did. Kenya apologizes, but something tells me that even if Kenya was on time, NeNe would have found something to lash out at her about and she did……read along I’ll get to that later. Anyway, Phaedra has to put her two cents in on the table by calling Kenya rude for being late. Pot meet kettle…… She calls her Kenya Moore-whore.I see that she still doesn’t know that her hubby initiated those texts, but I digress.

Meanwhile, NeNe asks the group if they would have qualms with their mates going to the strip club. Peter outs Todd, Apollo and himself as being regular customers. Peter tries to act like he doesn’t get lap dances at the s trip club. Kandi blasts him by saying she seem him with a stripper sitting on his lap. He’s basically like oh yeah, you did see me. Phaedra needs to worry about why her convict husband is bragging about spending $8,000 in the strip club and has nothing to show for it except a receipt. A receipt that he says he slaps on the table when he gets home. Hmmm huh…*in Phaedra’s voice*

Now it’s time for Chris to read his question. NeNe takes aim at Kenya for what she said about Chris and Natalie’s gift certificate. Natalie begins to chime in. A nervous Chris gets up and starts to light weight pace the floor. He even turns his back to everyone still maintaining the look of nervousness. He begins to unconvincingly tell Kenya he doesn’t know what type of medicine she is on, but…..Kenya interjects and says she ‘s on the same meds he’s on. Natalie starts mouthing off yet again. Kenya get’s up and Chris grabs Kenya’s arm to stop her from going near Natalie. Brandon interjects. He thinks Chris shouldn’t have grabbed Kenya. Chris and Brandon start to tussle and Apollo and Peter grab Brandon.

I’m not sure what was up with the way Peter aggressively knocked Brandon away. Natalie grabs Chris. Peter and Apollo jointly knock Brandon down into the pillow chair. Clearly, they both want a piece of Kenya via Brandon. I can’t see any other reason for them to go after him like that. Apollo is the one that is really trying to get at him. Brandon is in a laid back seated position trying to keep Apollo from taking advantage of his helpless position. Cynthia was on WWHL saying that Apollo and Peter were just trying to break things up. At the end it did seem like Peter was trying to keep the calm, but Apollo wanted to fight hump Brandon jail house style. Kenya and Phaedra were trying to pull Apollo off Brandon, but Apollo is a strong dude.

NeNe is pissed at Kenya because she got out of her seat. I guess it was okay for Chris to be out of his. Apollo loses his shirt in the mayhem. Looking slightly oiled up, Apollo goes after Brandon once again and the show ends.

Meanwhile, NeNe lets it be known that she was upset about the violence that took place:

3 Responses

  1. TheRealEOTMMediaCEO says:

    they were a hot mess

  2. Datzhott says:

    kenya still can get it.

  1. January 29, 2014 8:40 AM

    […] The episode starts off with Phaedra and Dwight planning Dylan’s hoity toity/ boughetto blessing ceremony. You already know how Phaedra does it….completely extra. The theme is inauguration. Phaedra even tells Dwight she wanted a secret service looking guy on the damn roof. No word on if she pulled that silliness off. She walks around the venue making all kinds of weird noises that even included purring. WTF? Kandi gushes that Phaedra’s parties always are always the business, but I recall her saying her baby shower was ghetto and bougie. Now it’s “fabulous.” Anyway the first family arrives and Ayden is the cutest. His outfit was just too adorable. There are times that you see Ayden holding hands with a Caucasian lady. That is Apollo’s mother. Speaking of Apollo, why does he always seem like he needs an enema? Dude is always fussing like an old ass man. Read more […]

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